Okay, on a more carnal note, I saw this written on a plaque hanging in my friend's house. I thought it was SO funny! =)
The South:
/the sou'th/,noun
The Place Where...
1) Tea is sweet and accents are sweeter.
2) Summer starts in April.
3) Macaroni and cheese is a vegetable.
4) Front porches are wide and words are long.
5) Pecan pie is a staple.
6) Y'all is the only proper noun.
7) Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy.
8) Everything is darlin'.
9) Someone's heart is always being blessed.
That is like SO true! lol
The South:
/the sou'th/,noun
The Place Where...
1) Tea is sweet and accents are sweeter.
2) Summer starts in April.
3) Macaroni and cheese is a vegetable.
4) Front porches are wide and words are long.
5) Pecan pie is a staple.
6) Y'all is the only proper noun.
7) Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy.
8) Everything is darlin'.
9) Someone's heart is always being blessed.
That is like SO true! lol